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- MARRIAGE, definition possibility no. 7: Marriage is an agreement whereby a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

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96) All I ever heard when I was a kid was, “why can't you be more like your cousin Sheila?” And Sheila had died at birth.

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- Eye Contact: Something that women do to show that they are interested in men, but also something that men are unable to do, seeing as how they are so busy staring at the woman’s chest, rear, or anywhere else that isn’t her eyes.

79) I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.

67) Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the?inoleum. My God, the floor's immaculate! Lie down, you hot bitch.

The third, a Jewish Samurai, stepped forward. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air. He slashed the air, but the fruit fly continued to fly.

Even if these very funny jokes and drinking jokes will not improve your drinking habits, hopefully they will improve your day:

Dren, the product of a genetic experiment combining human and animal DNA, did not ask to be created. She did not ask to experience the loneliness of being the only thing (thank god) like herself on earth or to biologically mature at an astronomical rate that was totally out of proportion with her mental and moral development. So, while truly a monstrosity, she is basically innocent.

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